After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: "You appear
to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After my wife and I have sex I am usually
cold and chilly, and then, after we have sex the second time, I am usually hot
Later, after examining the elderly gentleman's wife, the doctor said:
"Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns you would like
to discuss with me?" She replied she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then told her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims he is
usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot
and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"
Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually
in January and the second time is in August."