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Murphy’s Laws on Women

Murphy’s laws on women !!!

1. Chances are – If you think that a woman is beautiful, she will always have a husband, or a boy-friend – to prove it !

2. Chances are – The more beautiful a woman is, the greater the chances that, she may dump you !

3. Chances are – The more make up – a woman wears – she may look proprtionately uglier !

4. Chances are – the man standing next to a beautiful woman and chatting with her, may not be her brother !

5. Chances are – if the woman whom you like, likes you back, she may let you know about her interest in you, after you are married to another lady !

6. Chances are – The more you ignore a woman, the more she would be interested in you !

7. Chances are – The more you chase a woman, the faster she may run away from you !

8. Chances are – The more you like a woman, the more her father will dislike you !

9. Chances are – the number of bullets in the gun owned by the father of the woman you like, maybe directly proportional to the extent of your interest in his daughter !

10. Chances are – when you get a woman to be alone with you, her friend will come to meet her !

11. Chances are – when you get a woman to be alone with you, her friend who comes to meet her, will be a handsome and very exciting male hunk !

12. Chances are – the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you are most badly dressed !

13. Chances are – the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you forgot to brush your teeth !

14. Chances are – the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you forgot to wear body deodarant !

15. Chances are – the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you have an itch problem !

16. Chances are – the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, you have a gas problem in your tummy !

17. Chances are – the day, the woman whom you like comes to talk to you, that may be the day when, your ex-girl friend comes to re-concile with you !

18. Only 35 % of the women in this world are supposed to be beautiful. Chances are that, it is only the balance 65 %, who may be in your company !

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