Creation of a Cunt !
Seven wise men, with knowledge so fine ……
Created a cunt ( pussy ) to their design !
First was a butcher, smart with wit ……
Using a knife, he gave it a slit !
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold ……
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole !
Third was a tailor, tall and thin ……
By using red velvet, he lined it within !
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout ……
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without !
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell ……
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell !
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee ……
He touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee !
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt ……
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a ” Cunt ” !
Thus, gents – the femine cunt ……
Is used by all of us – to perform – many a stunt !